Available for Adoption!

Our Team

  • Sulcata tortoise

    Brotoise (ambassador)

    Full Name: Broticus Sulcaticus Maximus the Enduring… AKA Stanley? …. No.

    ~8 year old Sulcata Tortoise

  • Golden Thread Turtle

    Koopa (ambassador)

    Koopa Troopa the Golden Thread turtle

    ~6 years old

  • Grey Short Coat Domestic

    Ralphie Ralphiphio Macho Curry Corona (employee)

    Sustainable and Professional pest control.

  • Momo

    Introverted UNPAID intern, in charge of vibes and keeping her spot warm

  • Canolli & Katsu

    New hire interns, learning to exist.